Some people sell cars. Simeon Yetarian sells cars, finance, questionable deals and the strong possibility that your day is about to become considerably more complicated.
For #007 in Gramepa’s Gaming Character Archive, we’re heading to Premium Deluxe Motorsport to meet the man who apparently looked at Los Santos and thought:
“You know what this city needs? More customers who can’t afford these cars.”
Simeon is ambitious.
Simeon knows his stock.
Simeon can negotiate.
And Simeon has absolutely no intention of letting a little thing like being shot at interfere with a sale.
We’ve given him the full Gramepa statistical treatment:
Car Knowledge: 95
Negotiation: 90
Salesmanship: 90
Business Sense: 85
Patience: 25
Temper: 80
Street Smarts: 70
Respect: 50
In Los Santos, everyone wants something.
Simeon knows exactly how much you’re going to pay for it.
One thought on “Simeon Yetarian _ Gaming Character Archive #007”
Customer: “I’m just looking.”
Simeon:
“Excellent. Here’s the finance paperwork.”
Introducing Simeon’s Premium Customer Experience™:
Come for the test drive.
Stay because Simeon has somehow acquired your phone number.
Who gets #008?