I said Offspring 6.0 and 4.1. Tell me what to play on Roblox. They said:
Grow A Garden as recommended by Offspring 4.1 – OK. Sounds like fun. I managed half an hour…
Next I picked… 99 Nights In A Forest. It sat near the top of the charts and was one of the highest rated games. It had to be alright didnt it?! Offspring 6.0 and I didn’t even last 99 seconds on that one as I thought I could take out a wolf with my axe. Then someone threw my body onto a fire. Ruthless stuff this Roblox.
Next Offspring 6.0 wanted to show me all their pets that they had not looked after for years. Then a tour of their house. I tried to look interested.
Next I said show me something platformy. Offspring 6.0 took us to Escape The Dungeon Obby. I did not know what Obby stood for either. You are OK.
No one can say I didn’t try. I did. I really did. No more though please?
